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Week Nine of Football – FINALLY!

Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]

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Week Seven of Football – WHY???

Posted by Main Ass on October 28, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]

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Week Six of Football – The Cowboys Are Driving Me To Drink

Posted by Main Ass on October 19, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

Football A**HOLES of the Week: Wade and Jason are the Scylla and Charybdis of the Cowboys! I simply don’t see a way for this team to turn itself around unless Wade and Jason go jet skiing in Mexico and are taken out by a drug cartel! The Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys lost again. Why am [...]

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Week Five – The Real Cowboys Are Back

Posted by Main Ass on October 13, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I’m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]

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Week Three of Football – The ‘Boys are Back!

Posted by admin on September 27, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

Football A**HOLES of the Week: [The Vikings] beat the Lions. Surely I don’t need to say more here. … I think [the Lions] actually played a mannequin at quarterback! The New York Giants I hate the GIANTS! I do! And, I hate Eli Manning! Why? The Giants – that’s obvious! They are one of the [...]

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