Week Seven of Football – WHY???
[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]
Week Six of Football – The Cowboys Are Driving Me To Drink
Football A**HOLES of the Week: Wade and Jason are the Scylla and Charybdis of the Cowboys! I simply don’t see a way for this team to turn itself around unless Wade and Jason go jet skiing in Mexico and are taken out by a drug cartel! The Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys lost again. Why am [...]
Week Two of Football – Just Shank Me Now!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: [Wade Phillips] shows about as much excitement during the game as a fat kid confronted with a platter of crudités for his birthday instead of cake! The Dallas Cowboys – They Want Me Dead! In their second game of the season, the Cowboys did what many elite teams in the [...]
Football is Back … What a F*&king Mess!
So I watched the first Sunday of professional football and it was … a f*&king mess! Football A**HOLES of the Week: Even I, a person who has never played organized football at any level, know enough about the sport to understand that with less than 4 seconds on the clock, you take a F*&KING KNEE [...]
