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Week Nine of Football – FINALLY!

Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]

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Week Two of Football – Just Shank Me Now!

Posted by Main Ass on September 21, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

Football A**HOLES of the Week: [Wade Phillips] shows about as much excitement during the game as a fat kid confronted with a platter of crudités for his birthday instead of cake! The Dallas Cowboys – They Want Me Dead! In their second game of the season, the Cowboys did what many elite teams in the [...]

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Football is Back … What a F*&king Mess!

Posted by Main Ass on September 13, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

So I watched the first Sunday of professional football and it was … a f*&king mess! Football A**HOLES of the Week: Even I, a person who has never played organized football at any level, know enough about the sport to understand that with less than 4 seconds on the clock, you take a F*&KING KNEE [...]

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