Posted by Main Ass on November 16, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports Football A**HOLES of the Week: I think it’s really great that the NFL supports people with disabilities. It’s laudable … it’s the right thing to do. However, giving the position of quarterback to a blind man may be taking things too far! Leave that to the kickers! The Minnesota Vikings A fumble and three interceptions [...]
Tags: blind, Brett Favre, Bryan McCann, Carson Palmer, Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, DeSean Jackson, Detroit Lions, Dez Bryant, disabled, Donovan McNabb, Eli Manning, Felix Jones, Fred Jackson, Hogwarts, Indianapolis Colts, Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones, Kansas City Chiefs, Kyle Orton, Marion Barber, Michael Vick, Miles Austin, Minnesota Vikings, New York Giants, Ochocinco, Peyton Manning, Philadelphia Eagles, Randy Moss, Roger Goodell, Roy Williams, Terrell Owens, Tim Tebow, Tom Brady, Tony The Tiger, Wade Phillips, Washington Redskins, West Hollywood
Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Bichon, Bill Belichick, Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, Colt McCoy, Dallas Cowboys, DeSean Jackson, Detroit Lions, Eli Manning, Indianapolis Colts, Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones, Lombardi Trophy, Michael Turner, Michael Vick, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, Ray Mangini, Seattle Seahawks, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
Posted by Main Ass on November 2, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports [Dallas] is a HOT MESS! The only way they will get a win is if their opponents play Cabbage Patch dolls in place of their players! This team, in seven games, has amassed TWO rushing touchdowns! TWO! You simply cannot win if you have an anemic running game! Dallas’ running game is on life support [...]
Tags: Albert Einstein, Brad Childress, Brandon Banks, Dallas Cowboys, Detroit Lions, Donovan McNabb, Felix Jones, football, Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones, Marion Barber, Matt Stafford, Maurice Jones-Drew, Mike Shanahan, Miles Austin, Minnesota Vikings, New York Jets, Peyton Manning, Randy Moss, Rex Grossman, Troy Smith, Wade Phillips, Washington Redskins
Posted by Main Ass on October 28, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports [T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Chris Gronkowski, Dallas Cowboys, Darren McFadden, Denver Broncos, Dez Bryant, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Jason Campbell, Michael Vick, New York Giants, Oakland Raiders, Roddy White, San Francisco 49ers, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
Posted by Main Ass on October 19, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports Football A**HOLES of the Week: Wade and Jason are the Scylla and Charybdis of the Cowboys! I simply don’t see a way for this team to turn itself around unless Wade and Jason go jet skiing in Mexico and are taken out by a drug cartel! The Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys lost again. Why am [...]
Tags: Ben Roethlisberger, Bill Cowher, Chicago Bears, Dallas Cowboys, DeSean Jackson, Detroit Lions, Dez Bryant, Dunta Robinson, Houston Texans, Jacksonvillle Jaguars, Jerry Jones, Kevin Kolb, Mark Sanchez, Miami Dolphins, Michael Vick, Mike Singletary, Miles Austin, New York Giants, New York Jets, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, Roy Williams, San Diego Chargers, San Francisco 49ers, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
