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Week Nine of Football – FINALLY!

Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]

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Week Seven of Football – WHY???

Posted by Main Ass on October 28, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]

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Week Five – The Real Cowboys Are Back

Posted by Main Ass on October 13, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I’m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]

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Week Four of Football – What A Snore!

Posted by admin on October 7, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

I know I’m a bit late with this post. By way of explanation, I’ll only say this: do not buy cans of beans from Big Lots or the 99 Cents Store! It’s not worth the ten cents per can you’ll save. Trust me! Spend the money! The human cost to you and those around you [...]

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