When The Sun Hits Your Eye Like A Big Burning Pie … Pay Up!

Posted by Main Ass on December 2, 2010 in Man vs. Nature, What The F*%k?!

And, if the sun gets in your eyes when you are driving and you run over a bunch of elderly people in a crosswalk, just blame Duran and tell those people to sue her! It’s her property that’s causing these f&cking problems and she needs to take responsibility for that. Growing up, there were so [...]

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When A Name Tells You All You Need To Know

Posted by Main Ass on November 11, 2010 in Man vs. Nature, What's In A Name

Or Simply Put: It’s Called a KILLER WHALE, DUMBASS! He killed this man and then wore him on his back like a shawl. Damn! That’s some Silence of the Lambs sh&t! “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets eaten alive again!” What the f*ck?! Part 1 of this post introduced Tilikum, the [...]

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I’ll Be Damned! Killer Whales Actually KILL!

Posted by Main Ass on October 21, 2010 in Man vs. Nature

When Wild Animals Kill Stupid People! – Part 1 First off, this KILLER WHALE probably got sick of being called Tilikum. That’s not a typo … that’s the name he was given … TILIKUM! What the f*ck is a Tilikum? I looked it up because curiosity got the better of me. It means burrito in [...]

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