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Smells Like Teen Spirit and Then Some!

Posted by admin on January 27, 2011 in Entertainment/Sports

According to the story, which was reported on The Huffington Post and other news outlets, Lady Gaga is developing a new fragrance and she wants it to smell like … wait for it … wait for it … blood and semen.

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Spider-Man the Musical: Death on Broadway

Posted by Main Ass on December 21, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

For the first time in history, it’ll be more dangerous to go to a Broadway show than it is to walk the streets of the South Bronx at night wearing gold fronts! It’s the holidays and I am bored with football. So, among other pursuits, I’ve been watching the progress (or lack thereof) of the [...]

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Week Ten of Football – What A Difference A Week Makes!

Posted by Main Ass on November 16, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

Football A**HOLES of the Week: I think it’s really great that the NFL supports people with disabilities. It’s laudable … it’s the right thing to do. However, giving the position of quarterback to a blind man may be taking things too far! Leave that to the kickers! The Minnesota Vikings A fumble and three interceptions [...]

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Week Nine of Football – FINALLY!

Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]

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Week Eight of Football – Trick or Treat!

Posted by Main Ass on November 2, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

[Dallas] is a HOT MESS! The only way they will get a win is if their opponents play Cabbage Patch dolls in place of their players! This team, in seven games, has amassed TWO rushing touchdowns! TWO! You simply cannot win if you have an anemic running game! Dallas’ running game is on life support [...]

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