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Week Nine of Football – FINALLY!

Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]

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Week Seven of Football – WHY???

Posted by Main Ass on October 28, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports

[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]

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