Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports
The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Bichon, Bill Belichick, Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, Colt McCoy, Dallas Cowboys, DeSean Jackson, Detroit Lions, Eli Manning, Indianapolis Colts, Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones, Lombardi Trophy, Michael Turner, Michael Vick, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, Ray Mangini, Seattle Seahawks, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
Posted by Main Ass on October 28, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports
[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Chris Gronkowski, Dallas Cowboys, Darren McFadden, Denver Broncos, Dez Bryant, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Jason Campbell, Michael Vick, New York Giants, Oakland Raiders, Roddy White, San Francisco 49ers, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips