Posted by Main Ass on November 16, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports Football A**HOLES of the Week: I think it’s really great that the NFL supports people with disabilities. It’s laudable … it’s the right thing to do. However, giving the position of quarterback to a blind man may be taking things too far! Leave that to the kickers! The Minnesota Vikings A fumble and three interceptions [...]
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Posted by Main Ass on November 9, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Bichon, Bill Belichick, Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, Colt McCoy, Dallas Cowboys, DeSean Jackson, Detroit Lions, Eli Manning, Indianapolis Colts, Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones, Lombardi Trophy, Michael Turner, Michael Vick, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, Ray Mangini, Seattle Seahawks, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
Posted by Main Ass on October 28, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports [T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Chris Gronkowski, Dallas Cowboys, Darren McFadden, Denver Broncos, Dez Bryant, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Jason Campbell, Michael Vick, New York Giants, Oakland Raiders, Roddy White, San Francisco 49ers, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
Posted by Main Ass on October 13, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I’m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]
Tags: Brett Favre, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Carson Palmer, Cincinnati Bengals, Dallas Cowboys, Detriot Lions, Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Glee, Houston Texans, Jason Witten, Marc Colombo, Mike Singletary, New York Giants, Randy Moss, Reggie Bush, San Francisco 49ers, Sean Payton, Shaun Hill, St. Louis Rams, Steve Spagnuolo, Super Bowl, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tom Brady, Tony Romo, Unibomber
Posted by admin on September 27, 2010 in
Entertainment/Sports Football A**HOLES of the Week: [The Vikings] beat the Lions. Surely I don’t need to say more here. … I think [the Lions] actually played a mannequin at quarterback! The New York Giants I hate the GIANTS! I do! And, I hate Eli Manning! Why? The Giants – that’s obvious! They are one of the [...]
Tags: Adrian Peterson, Albert Haynesworth, Ben Roethlisberger, Brett Favre, Dallas Cowboys, Eli Manning, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Michael Vick, Minnesota Vikings, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, Roy Williams, Tom Coughlin, Tony Romo, Wade Phillips
