Week Seven of Football – WHY???
[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake … I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]
I’ll Be Damned! Killer Whales Actually KILL!
When Wild Animals Kill Stupid People! – Part 1 First off, this KILLER WHALE probably got sick of being called Tilikum. That’s not a typo … that’s the name he was given … TILIKUM! What the f*ck is a Tilikum? I looked it up because curiosity got the better of me. It means burrito in [...]
Week Six of Football – The Cowboys Are Driving Me To Drink
Football A**HOLES of the Week: Wade and Jason are the Scylla and Charybdis of the Cowboys! I simply don’t see a way for this team to turn itself around unless Wade and Jason go jet skiing in Mexico and are taken out by a drug cartel! The Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys lost again. Why am [...]
When Bullies Attack (aka When Being Gay Ain’t So Gay)
While I am no theologian, I do recall something about loving your neighbor, not judging others, treating others as you would want to be treated, etc. For all the time you DUMBASSES spend urging others to wonder “What would Jesus do?”, it’s pretty incredible that you get it wrong most of the time! Yes, it’s [...]
Week Five – The Real Cowboys Are Back
Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I’m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]
