Policy Ain’t Practice, Sen. McCain
A**HOLE of the Month (September) – Senator John McCain Even though the story that earned him the title happened a week ago, I had to be certain that no other A**HOLES would pop out of the woodwork before handing out the crown. It’s been a crazy month and lots of people have made all sorts [...]
Week Three of Football – The ‘Boys are Back!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: [The Vikings] beat the Lions. Surely I don’t need to say more here. … I think [the Lions] actually played a mannequin at quarterback! The New York Giants I hate the GIANTS! I do! And, I hate Eli Manning! Why? The Giants – that’s obvious! They are one of the [...]
My Attorney Made Me Do It!
Update: Lohan was released later this evening after some other California judge decided to do something dumb, like following the actual law! First off, let’s state the obvious … LINDSAY LOHAN is a f&cking train wreck! Who actually thought she wouldn’t fall off the wagon into a mound of cocaine?! This outcome was about as [...]
Week Two of Football – Just Shank Me Now!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: [Wade Phillips] shows about as much excitement during the game as a fat kid confronted with a platter of crudités for his birthday instead of cake! The Dallas Cowboys – They Want Me Dead! In their second game of the season, the Cowboys did what many elite teams in the [...]
A Black Person Did It! Just Kidding! It Was Me!
Here we go again! Another f*%ked up person does something really stupid and criminal and then blames a Black person! In an unusual twist, a white woman, Bethany Storro, blames a Black woman for throwing acid on her face. Usually, a white woman (or man) accuses a Black MAN of committing the alleged crime. Bethany [...]
