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What The F*%k Are You Doing in the Restroom?!
Posted by Main Ass on September 17, 2010 in In The Office
Etiquette (aka Sh*t Your Mom Should Have Taught You): How to Use the Restroom at Work – Part 1 This is for the ladies – learn to SQUAT! If that brain-dead mother of yours didn’t teach you how to squat properly, hit yourself on the head with a stapler, take it to her house and [...]
Football is Back … What a F*&king Mess!
Posted by Main Ass on September 13, 2010 in Entertainment/Sports
So I watched the first Sunday of professional football and it was … a f*&king mess! Football A**HOLES of the Week: Even I, a person who has never played organized football at any level, know enough about the sport to understand that with less than 4 seconds on the clock, you take a F*&KING KNEE [...]