Week Ten of Football – What A Difference A Week Makes!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: I think it’s really great that the NFL supports people with disabilities. It’s laudable … it’s the right thing to do. However, giving the position of quarterback to a blind man may be taking things too far! Leave that to the kickers! The Minnesota Vikings A fumble and three interceptions [...]
When A Name Tells You All You Need To Know
Or Simply Put: It’s Called a KILLER WHALE, DUMBASS! He killed this man and then wore him on his back like a shawl. Damn! That’s some Silence of the Lambs sh&t! “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets eaten alive again!” What the f*ck?! Part 1 of this post introduced Tilikum, the [...]
Week Nine of Football – FINALLY!
The defense has pretty much given up. I don’t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you’ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]
Only in America: You Can Run for Elected Office Even If You’re Not as Smart as a Fifth Grader!
Politics is the only field where demanding that someone applying for a job NOT have any experience is acceptable and encouraged. … Imagine a pilot on your next flight who has never flown a plane. What would your reaction be to this announcement? “Hello ladies and gentlemen! I am Bob. I’ve never flown a plane [...]
Week Eight of Football – Trick or Treat!
[Dallas] is a HOT MESS! The only way they will get a win is if their opponents play Cabbage Patch dolls in place of their players! This team, in seven games, has amassed TWO rushing touchdowns! TWO! You simply cannot win if you have an anemic running game! Dallas’ running game is on life support [...]
