Spider-Man the Musical: Death on Broadway
For the first time in history, it’ll be more dangerous to go to a Broadway show than it is to walk the streets of the South Bronx at night wearing gold fronts! It’s the holidays and I am bored with football. So, among other pursuits, I’ve been watching the progress (or lack thereof) of the [...]
“Happy Holidays” … An Insidious Threat to Jesus Christ!
Ahh … the holidays are here and it’s time to celebrate the birth of Christ. Well, not exactly! It seems that it’s actually time to celebrate hatred, promulgated by some interesting Christians, all in the name of Christ. Wow! I didn’t know J.C. rolled like that! I mean seriously … what would Jesus do if [...]
When The Sun Hits Your Eye Like A Big Burning Pie … Pay Up!
And, if the sun gets in your eyes when you are driving and you run over a bunch of elderly people in a crosswalk, just blame Duran and tell those people to sue her! It’s her property that’s causing these f&cking problems and she needs to take responsibility for that. Growing up, there were so [...]