Week Five – The Real Cowboys Are Back
Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I’m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]
Week Four of Football – What A Snore!
I know I’m a bit late with this post. By way of explanation, I’ll only say this: do not buy cans of beans from Big Lots or the 99 Cents Store! It’s not worth the ten cents per can you’ll save. Trust me! Spend the money! The human cost to you and those around you [...]
Week Three of Football – The ‘Boys are Back!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: [The Vikings] beat the Lions. Surely I don’t need to say more here. … I think [the Lions] actually played a mannequin at quarterback! The New York Giants I hate the GIANTS! I do! And, I hate Eli Manning! Why? The Giants – that’s obvious! They are one of the [...]
Week Two of Football – Just Shank Me Now!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: [Wade Phillips] shows about as much excitement during the game as a fat kid confronted with a platter of crudités for his birthday instead of cake! The Dallas Cowboys – They Want Me Dead! In their second game of the season, the Cowboys did what many elite teams in the [...]
Football is Back … What a F*&king Mess!
So I watched the first Sunday of professional football and it was … a f*&king mess! Football A**HOLES of the Week: Even I, a person who has never played organized football at any level, know enough about the sport to understand that with less than 4 seconds on the clock, you take a F*&KING KNEE [...]
