My Attorney Made Me Do It!
Update: Lohan was released later this evening after some other California judge decided to do something dumb, like following the actual law! First off, let’s state the obvious … LINDSAY LOHAN is a f&cking train wreck! Who actually thought she wouldn’t fall off the wagon into a mound of cocaine?! This outcome was about as [...]
Week Two of Football – Just Shank Me Now!
Football A**HOLES of the Week: [Wade Phillips] shows about as much excitement during the game as a fat kid confronted with a platter of crudités for his birthday instead of cake! The Dallas Cowboys – They Want Me Dead! In their second game of the season, the Cowboys did what many elite teams in the [...]
Football is Back … What a F*&king Mess!
So I watched the first Sunday of professional football and it was … a f*&king mess! Football A**HOLES of the Week: Even I, a person who has never played organized football at any level, know enough about the sport to understand that with less than 4 seconds on the clock, you take a F*&KING KNEE [...]
