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		<title>Week Six of Football &#8211; The Cowboys Are Driving Me To Drink</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: Wade and Jason are the Scylla and Charybdis of the Cowboys! I simply don’t see a way for this team to turn itself around unless Wade and Jason go jet skiing in Mexico and are taken out by a drug cartel! The Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys lost again. Why am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Five &#8211; The Real Cowboys Are Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I&#8217;m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Three of Football &#8211; The &#8216;Boys are Back!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/09/27/week-three-boys-are-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 23:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: [The Vikings] beat the Lions. Surely I don’t need to say more here. &#8230; I think [the Lions] actually played a mannequin at quarterback! The New York Giants I hate the GIANTS! I do! And, I hate Eli Manning! Why? The Giants – that’s obvious! They are one of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Two of Football &#8211; Just Shank Me Now!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 21:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: [Wade Phillips] shows about as much excitement during the game as a fat kid confronted with a platter of crudités for his birthday instead of cake! The Dallas Cowboys &#8211; They Want Me Dead! In their second game of the season, the Cowboys did what many elite teams in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Football is Back &#8230; What a F*&amp;king Mess!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/09/13/football-is-back-what-a-fking-mess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 05:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I watched the first Sunday of professional football and it was … a f*&#38;king mess! Football A**HOLES of the Week: Even I, a person who has never played organized football at any level, know enough about the sport to understand that with less than 4 seconds on the clock, you take a F*&#38;KING KNEE [...]]]></description>
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