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		<title>Smells Like Teen Spirit and Then Some!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2011/01/27/smells-like-teen-spirit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 01:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the story, which was reported on The Huffington Post and other news outlets, Lady Gaga is developing a new fragrance and she wants it to smell like … wait for it … wait for it … <b>blood and semen</b>. ]]></description>
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		<title>Spider-Man the Musical: Death on Broadway</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/12/21/spider-man-the-musical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 20:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in history, it&#8217;ll be more dangerous to go to a Broadway show than it is to walk the streets of the South Bronx at night wearing gold fronts! It&#8217;s the holidays and I am bored with football. So, among other pursuits, I&#8217;ve been watching the progress (or lack thereof) of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; &#8230; An Insidious Threat to Jesus Christ!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/12/09/happy-holidays-a-threat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 01:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh … the holidays are here and it&#8217;s time to celebrate the birth of Christ. Well, not exactly! It seems that it&#8217;s actually time to celebrate hatred, promulgated by some interesting Christians, all in the name of Christ. Wow! I didn&#8217;t know J.C. rolled like that! I mean seriously &#8230; what would Jesus do if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When The Sun Hits Your Eye Like A Big Burning Pie &#8230; Pay Up!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/12/02/when-the-sun-hits-your-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Man vs. Nature]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Angeles Duran]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And, if the sun gets in your eyes when you are driving and you run over a bunch of elderly people in a crosswalk, just blame Duran and tell those people to sue her! It&#8217;s her property that&#8217;s causing these f&#038;cking problems and she needs to take responsibility for that. Growing up, there were so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Ten of Football &#8211; What A Difference A Week Makes!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/16/week-ten-of-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 18:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=629</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: I think it’s really great that the NFL supports people with disabilities. It’s laudable … it’s the right thing to do. However, giving the position of quarterback to a blind man may be taking things too far! Leave that to the kickers! The Minnesota Vikings A fumble and three interceptions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When A Name Tells You All You Need To Know</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/11/when-a-name-tells-you-all/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/11/when-a-name-tells-you-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or Simply Put: It’s Called a KILLER WHALE, DUMBASS! He killed this man and then wore him on his back like a shawl. Damn! That’s some Silence of the Lambs sh&#038;t! “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets eaten alive again!” What the f*ck?! Part 1 of this post introduced Tilikum, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Nine of Football &#8211; FINALLY!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/09/week-nine-of-football-finally/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/09/week-nine-of-football-finally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 06:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=591</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The defense has pretty much given up. I don&#8217;t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you&#8217;ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only in America: You Can Run for Elected Office Even If You’re Not as Smart as a Fifth Grader!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/04/only-in-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/04/only-in-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=565</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Politics is the only field where demanding that someone applying for a job NOT have any experience is acceptable and encouraged. … Imagine a pilot on your next flight who has never flown a plane. What would your reaction be to this announcement? “Hello ladies and gentlemen! I am Bob. I’ve never flown a plane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Eight of Football &#8211; Trick or Treat!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/02/week-eight-trick-or-treat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 04:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=533</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Dallas] is a HOT MESS! The only way they will get a win is if their opponents play Cabbage Patch dolls in place of their players! This team, in seven games, has amassed TWO rushing touchdowns! TWO! You simply cannot win if you have an anemic running game! Dallas’ running game is on life support [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Seven of Football &#8211; WHY???</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/28/week-seven-of-football-why/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/28/week-seven-of-football-why/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=508</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake &#8230; I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]]]></description>
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