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		<title>Smells Like Teen Spirit and Then Some!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2011/01/27/smells-like-teen-spirit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 01:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the story, which was reported on The Huffington Post and other news outlets, Lady Gaga is developing a new fragrance and she wants it to smell like … wait for it … wait for it … <b>blood and semen</b>. ]]></description>
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		<title>Spider-Man the Musical: Death on Broadway</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/12/21/spider-man-the-musical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 20:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Julie Taymor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in history, it&#8217;ll be more dangerous to go to a Broadway show than it is to walk the streets of the South Bronx at night wearing gold fronts! It&#8217;s the holidays and I am bored with football. So, among other pursuits, I&#8217;ve been watching the progress (or lack thereof) of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Ten of Football &#8211; What A Difference A Week Makes!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/16/week-ten-of-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 18:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=629</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: I think it’s really great that the NFL supports people with disabilities. It’s laudable … it’s the right thing to do. However, giving the position of quarterback to a blind man may be taking things too far! Leave that to the kickers! The Minnesota Vikings A fumble and three interceptions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Nine of Football &#8211; FINALLY!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/09/week-nine-of-football-finally/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 06:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bichon]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=591</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The defense has pretty much given up. I don&#8217;t even know why they bother to move around on plays because it makes no difference. They are about as effective as one square of toilet paper when you&#8217;ve got explosive diarrhea after eating bad chili. I have seen corpses with more life after rigor mortis! Football [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Eight of Football &#8211; Trick or Treat!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/11/02/week-eight-trick-or-treat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 04:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Albert Einstein]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brad Childress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brandon Banks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Donovan McNabb]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Dallas] is a HOT MESS! The only way they will get a win is if their opponents play Cabbage Patch dolls in place of their players! This team, in seven games, has amassed TWO rushing touchdowns! TWO! You simply cannot win if you have an anemic running game! Dallas’ running game is on life support [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Seven of Football &#8211; WHY???</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/28/week-seven-of-football-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Darren McFadden]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dez Bryant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drew Brees]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.imabigahole.com/?p=508</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[T]he Broncos showed up to a gun fight with oven mitts and the Oakland Raiders showed up with Uzis, full loaded and ready to go! When I saw the score, I assumed there was some mistake &#8230; I thought maybe fat fingers who caused the uproar on Wall Street had dropped by the NFL. Football [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Six of Football &#8211; The Cowboys Are Driving Me To Drink</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/19/week-six-driving-me-to-drink/</link>
		<comments>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/19/week-six-driving-me-to-drink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ben Roethlisberger]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: Wade and Jason are the Scylla and Charybdis of the Cowboys! I simply don’t see a way for this team to turn itself around unless Wade and Jason go jet skiing in Mexico and are taken out by a drug cartel! The Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys lost again. Why am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Five &#8211; The Real Cowboys Are Back</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/13/week-five-the-real-cowboys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Main Ass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: Brett’s apology to his teammates went something like this “I&#8217;m so sorry that I actually showed another person, other than my long-suffering wife, my ridiculously small penis! Please forgive me! Let’s all sing a round of ‘Pants on the Ground!’” The Dallas Cowboys A few weeks ago, I declared that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Four of Football &#8211; What A Snore!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/10/07/week-four-what-a-snore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;m a bit late with this post. By way of explanation, I&#8217;ll only say this: do not buy cans of beans from Big Lots or the 99 Cents Store! It&#8217;s not worth the ten cents per can you&#8217;ll save. Trust me! Spend the money! The human cost to you and those around you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Week Three of Football &#8211; The &#8216;Boys are Back!</title>
		<link>http://www.imabigahole.com/2010/09/27/week-three-boys-are-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 23:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football A**HOLES of the Week: [The Vikings] beat the Lions. Surely I don’t need to say more here. &#8230; I think [the Lions] actually played a mannequin at quarterback! The New York Giants I hate the GIANTS! I do! And, I hate Eli Manning! Why? The Giants – that’s obvious! They are one of the [...]]]></description>
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